I have you here today to make a proposition, a solution if you like, to this whole degree show malarkey. For I have discovered a way to combine two endless sources of joy, animals and food. I have created the Entertainment known as ANIBBLES.
Behold, for I have amassed an army of Anibbles.
This army can do your bidding. They can do everything for you. Easy peasy Lemole squeezy. The Anibbles can set you free and entertain everyone in the process.
Join me and we will rule the attention economy!
(Thank you in advance for your cooperation).