
Mickey Schulkes

About
My name is Mickey Schulkes. I'm a 'creative' (for lack of a better term) who has spent the larger part of the last decade nourishing a healthy obsession for visual culture and film, writing about and researching a slew of different interests of mine ranging from kitschy Hispanic horror cinema to the subversive Hong Kong New Wave to Japanese arthouse cinema - and most recently the genre of Japanese soft-core pornographic theatrical film known as pink film.
(While I haven’t got a favourite film, - and find the answers of those who do suspicious... - one I like to revisit every once in a while is Fruit Chan’s delightfully deranged 2004 horror, Dumplings. I also highly recommend ordering dimsum for this experience).
I’ve got a special fixation on East Asian culture; one I was able to temporarily satiate through extensive travel and during the year I spent studying Japanese film and anime at Waseda University in Tokyo. I’ve also got a penchant for getting lost in creative projects, whether that be through graphic design, wood-block print-inspired illustrations, or the digital manipulation of black-ink nudes.
Having had the good fortune of living in the US, France, London and Tokyo, and having been raised in a Dutch household, my multicultural upbringing has lent me a strong taste for culture and aesthetics as well as an appetite for delving into strange and niche subcultures - something that is reflected in my writing practice.
New Wave Pink Porn Excerpt 1
New Wave Pink Porn Excerpt 2
Publishing Project
Tear Off My Meat Suit and Cry
An osseous cavity where I may continue to be lapidified, and all the soft and fleshy parts of myself can be remade as concrete.
I have cured over time.
My fleshy skin manure has amalgamated with a thousand others and has hardened like the callus of an ever-kicking heel.
I am the stuff that makes up the grounds of a Nevada parking lot.
Off of interstate 55, I sit ashy and grateful and grey.
We are one, me and my coagulated friends.
We are the earth!
We are each other!
WE ARE GOD!
Never have I felt more a part of something.
Never have I felt so complete.
My purpose as ~ parking lot ~ is set in stone.
I am not I. I am we!
“Forget your meat suit. You’re in the suburbs.”
Shabbat dinners need preparing and our indurated flesh exists solely and honourably for rattling carts and hurrying feet.
The tarmac next door is made of feeble cretins.
Much less attractive than we and so often in need of maintenance…
We are thanked with honks and parking metres and hot leather seats and spilled juice and maggots.
It is under our watchful cement eyes, our gravel lenses, that things get done.
We feel— No, we ARE so important.
We are the psalm of everyday life; the permanent crust that bears witness to life’s impermanence.
We fill and empty
And fill and empty
And fill and empty
But we are always here.
Response to Phrase - Rubber Room
‘Because our stories will not stop’
Our stories would get us locked up in a rubber room.
We’d look at the walls and say, ‘how the devil are you?’
Thinking we were somewhere, elsewhere, hanging ‘round some Venice Beach motel room. Chomping at the bit to yell at that wet-brained neigbour of ours
Who won’t stop spouting about those entrails in the sky.
Those entrails and those damn chemtrails.
The calcification of the peneal third eye.
The ductless gland that he already fried sniffing glue back in the 80s.
Back in that shopping mall someplace deep in America, the taste of copper on his tongue from getting punched in the nose by a Pritt stick one too many times.
A Kansas City liturgy, that’s what he called it all the time.
But he’s above all that now.
Hindsight’s always 20-20 he said as his dog bit me in the leg.
I limp toward my old twin bed, abuse some ambien to make the day end quicker.
More talk of nuclear winters - the spread of mold and of disease - and wet-brain finally takes a hike.
And I wake up and I'm soaking.
Sweating like a sinner on a Sunday, like a cow primed for slaughter.
A fruit cake in a rubber room.
Publishing Project
The Curse of Dune
The Curse of Dune and its Eco-Conscious Post-Pandemic Defeat
The War that Never Was
Clad like some kind of Yupik of the Eastern Siberian taiga and far too timid to disrobe myself in the deathly quietude of the cinema, I perspired heavily in my excessive hibernal get-up as I near-crawled to my velvetine seat. My amour propre - which had been left slightly bruised by this ungainly entrance - steadily returned to form, however, with the assistance of a much-needed glass of vino as well as my eager anticipation for a film that had the devilishly delightful potential to spark a cinephile-platform internet war…
Between the Denis Villeneuve-devotees, the cult following of Frank Herbert-purist boomers, and perhaps even the hoard of hormonal, horny Chalamét groupies, I was sure to relish in the post-screening havoc that the film would certainly arouse - a film (if it hasn’t been made obvious by now) called Dune.
With bated breath I imbibed the optic and aural bonnes bouches of Villeneuve’s pandemic-delayed tour de force; its Jordanian and Emirati desert-scapes mainlined with the astral sounds of Hans Zimmer’s distorted Tibetan long horns, modified ancient Armenian woodwinds, repurposed cryogenic storage tanks, and the carnal screams of divine feminine beings whose chants echo the vocal traditions of a distant past (the south Indian ‘konnakol,’ the Jewish ‘niggun’ and the Tuvan practice of overtone throat singing come to mind). For those hardcore Zimmer fans out there, the film - with its anus-faced monster worm, trippy space drugs and brutalist architecture - is basically just a 155 minute-long music video for the man’s 2021 album; and that in itself makes the film worth watching. Yet, there’s much more to be said about this ecologically prescient sand saga and by the time I had downed my chianti, I could already sense that Villeneuve would be the man to finally put an end to the half-century-long mission to adequately adapt Herbert’s original 1965 novel for the big screen.
With my first sampling of Villeneuve’s filmic interpretation, the internet war that I had been banking on seemed increasingly unlikely. And while scrolling through fandom combat on Letterboxd would have undoubtedly been entertaining, the rarity of watching a good movie in theatres and the intoxicating sense of delight that comes with that far outweighed such futile amusement.
The Curse of Dune
One could not possibly blame me for my off-target forecasting of a virtual cine-war when taking into consideration the impressively absurd and bitterly comical history of failed Dune movie adaptation ventures. The track record of cinematic misfires and impotence of well-established directors (auteurs nonetheless) whose technicolor fantasies were left unsatisfied or unfinished is forever etched into cinema history as ‘The Curse of Dune’; a curse that Herbert unfortunately lived to see in his old age all the while organising the ‘We’re Too Big to Sue George Lucas Society’ - a farcical reaction to the patent similarities found between the plots of Herbert’s Dune and Lucas’s Star Wars, the former of which had yet to be adapted into motion picture (much to Herbert’s chagrin) and the latter of which was already on its way to becoming one of the most influential franchises in all of cinema history. By the time the first Star Wars was released in 1977, however, screen adaptations of Dune were already cooking with David Lean (Laurence of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago, etc.) as director, Rospo Pallenberg (Exorcist II: The Heretic, Excalibur, etc.) as screenwriter and Arthur P. Jacobs as producer.
By the dawn of 73’, Pallenberg had completed his first treatment of Dune. Storyboards, set design and other pre-production work was already underway and a press release had already been sent out for Dune’s early 1974 release date when ‘The Curse of Dune’ first reared its ugly head in the form of a heart attack, the sudden death of Arthur P. Jacobs and the demise of the Dune project along with him. It was Jacobs’s untimely death that drew breath to a series of filmic miscarriages whose genesis was made fertile once the movie rights for Dune were finally handed over from the Arthur P. Jacobs estate to their next consortium - a move that would ultimately kick off what could possibly be considered one of the most ambitious and delectably absurd filmmaking attempts ever made; a rather uncontroversial supposition considering who took over the project as director.
Jodorowsky’s Dune
The next filmmaker at bat - and the one most worth talking about - was avant-garde artist, mystic, tarot wizard, spiritual guru, puppeteer and overall Renaissance man, Alejandro Jodorowsky, whose epic directorial odyssey is delightfully delved into in Frank Pavich’s 2013 documentary, Jodorowsky’s Dune (a doc that I highly recommend).
By the time I caught wind of Pavich’s film, I was already quite the Jodorowsky admirer so his involvement in and failed actualisation of Dune as a motion picture was both riveting and bitter. Before I ever knew of Jodorowski’s cult cinema paragons, however, I knew him as the guy who wrote some of the books I read on psychomagic, the healing power of shamanic psychotherapy, and the Tarot. Yet, as I soon came to find out, all of the psychomagic in the world could not have saved Jodorowski’s epic and outlandish production and it became quite apparent why.
By 1973, the French-Chilean polymath had already directed several surrealist masterpieces when he began his conquest of Dune, pulling together a creative team that he would affectionately refer to as his ‘Seven Samurai’ (a reference to the iconic 1954 Kurosawa epic). Previous works included El Topo (1970) - a film that had been endorsed by the likes of John Lennon and Allen Klein - and another cult favourite, The Holy Mountain (1973). French and Swiss artists Jean ‘Mœbius’ Giraud and HR Giger would be in charge of visuals, Dan O’Bannon was to work on special effects after Douglas Trumbull - who did the SFX for 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) - was fired, and, after meeting Jodorowsky at Abbey Road Studios, Pink Floyd agreed to produce almost all of the film’s music - a collaboration that Hans Zimmer would later pay homage to in the trailer of Vileneuve’s Dune with his take on their 1973 song Eclipse.
Even more impressive was the film’s illustrious cast with Jodorowski envisioning David Carradine (best known for his martial arts roles in films like Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 (2003-4) and the 70s TV series, Kung Fu) as Leto Atreidis, Sunset Boulevard (1950) lead and Hollywood Golden-Age star Gloria Swanson as Reverend Mother Gaius Helem Mohiam, arthouse film icon Charlotte Rampling as Lady Jessica, HollyWood legend Orson Welles as the Baron Harkonnen, Surrealist mastermind Salvador Dalí as the Padish Emperor Shaddam IV, Rolling Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger as Feyd-Rautha, and Jodorowsky’s son, Brontis Jodorowsky, - who underwent two years of martial arts training in preparation - as Paul Atreides.
With an alternative ending in mind, an added castration narrative, an expected length of 14 hours and the aim to visually hypnotise his audience toward psychedelic hallucination, Jodorowsky’s vision for Dune deviated quite drastically from what the film’s Hollywood producers had in mind. And while the pre-CGI world of the 70s did not permit such filmic ambitions to come into fruition, I can imagine that Jodorowski’s film would have come to look something like if Hunter S. Thomspon wrote a Fear and Loathing space operetta on one of his Chartreuse and Dunhill benders: Jim-Morisson-esque acid flashbacks in a cosmic Mojave Desert and interstellar travel where peyote is replaced with spice. A lack of faith from the film’s producers, however, unfortunately meant that this psychotomimetic cinematic dreamscape would not be, leaving the Dune project once again orphaned and open for adoption.
A Failed Success
A brief attempt at the film was made in the early 80s by prolific movie-maker Ridley Scott - who was at this point still basking in the afterglow of his 1982 smash hit, Alien - yet the project was soon left behind in favour of another iconic novel-to-screen sci-fi adaptation when Scott cleared his own Pinewood Studios desk to start work on his LA-bound masterpiece, Blade Runner (1982). This would prove to be a much cherished decision among sci-fi-cult-film followers as it would not only lead to the production of one of the ‘classics’ of the neo-noir (and later, neon-noir) science fiction film genre but it would also blow the winds of change needed to finally bring Herbert’s literary oeuvre to the silver screen.
It was the summer of 1981 when Dune producer Dino De Laurentis finally decided which filmmaker would next take a pew in the director’s chair and it was after rejecting an offer for George Lucas’ Return of the Jedi (1983) that surrealist cinema wizard, David Lynch, would take this seat. It was perhaps a case of karmic retribution that the director that would first complete Dune as a motion picture did so in lieu of working for a franchise whose creator undoubtedly (although not openly) based much of the premise of his magnum opus on the novel that Lynch would adapt. Against The Curse of Dune, however, karma was no match as while Lynch’s efforts did finally bring Herbert’s novel to the big screen, the film ended up miserably bombing at the Box Office and quickly gaining a reputation not far off from Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (2009). In fact, the 1984 adaptation of Dune that Lynch brought into being mortified him so much that he removed his name from the credits upon release. Lynch had given birth to his very own Eraserhead (1977) baby - nurturing the Dune project until its final trimester then disavowing the 35mm filmic body upon delivery.
Despite the film’s Box Office defeat and despite my own disappointment at not being able to use the term ‘lynchian’ when describing it, some good things did come out of Lynch's adaptation. Not only did the film forge the epochal collaboration between Lynch and actor Kyle MacLachlan - who would go on to star in Blue Velvet (1986) and Twin Peaks (1990-91) - but it would also gift its audience with the spectacle of a scantily-clad Sting gracing the screen against a Toto soundtrack. Despite Lynch’s rancour for this blemish on his filmography, such camp, iconic and charming elements have turned the first Dune film into a cult classic.
The Ecology of Two Dunes
Let’s go back to where it all began…
The year is 1959 and conducting some al-fresco research along the windswept sand dunes of Florence, Oregon is a young, broke and bearded Frank Herbert who was at this time working on a magazine story about some sort of program introduced by the US Department of Agriculture and something or other to do with European beach grass....The details of this article are not important, however, but the beach-research anecdote functions as the origin story for what would become one of the most politically cryptic, dense, and multifariously interpreted sci-fi epics of all time.
There exists in the beach-research-turned-desert-research-turned-Dune-epic a dichotomous relationship between a political ambiguity and richness that directly mimics Herbert's own politics and the inferences drawn by generations of Dune fans to come. Herbert vehemently opposed the Vietnam war, was openly anti big government, took part in peyote rituals, read Jung and befriended beat/hippie-generation icon and Zen-Bhuddist propagator Alan Watts yet he also brazenly supported Richard Nixon, denied any association with the squatters or commune-living leftist hippy students of the 60s and 70s who helped popularize his novel, nor did he care for the anti-colonial liberation struggles that a counterculture marked by the distrust of government helped incite.
Herbert’s counterintuitive and murky personal politics coalesce in Dune with psychedelic imagery, a saturation of transcendental themes, and a subversion of religious, philosophical, and cultural strands that still siphon such diverse interpretations as political scepticism, eco-anxiety, anti-authoritarianism, utopian futurism, fascism, and neoliberalism to this day.
Science fiction bestows its consumers with a medium through which to gaze upon the world, its people and all its complexities from an external perspective and as a world that exists in a state of constant flux so too do the ways in which cultural products are understood in relation to it. It seems that when Herbert wrote Dune in the mid 1960s he envisioned a world closest to that of today and this is perhaps why Denis Villeneuve was able to succeed where his predecessors failed in finally putting an end to The Curse of Dune. It turns out that the conservationist origin of Herbert’s novel has never been more relevant than it is right now and despite the novel’s propensity for innumerable interpretations, its ecological message is something that Villeneuve’s adaptation devotes particular attention to.
If Herbert’s Dune is a prophetic tale of environmental destruction then Villeneuve’s Dune embodies the first successful incarnation of this portent; one that feels frighteningly close. Villeneuve’s ecological epic allegorises the coming-of-age trope by imbuing in its main character a sense of obligation - an obligation for Paul Atreides to adapt to a new reality or else cease to exist. The film plays knowingly yet tenderly with humanity’s increasing dread over the collapse of our ecosystems, the delicate and seemingly mercurial state of our climate, and our collective obligation to adapt in order to evolve. The light that it sheds on our world’s ecological position is at once harsh and sanguine. Villeneuve’s Dune transcends mere sci-fi-flick escapism. Rather, it takes on the reflective potential of the science fiction genre and capitalizes on its influence as a call to arms.